<aside> 📢 from episode 384: The Angry Apple Nerd
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"OH MY STARS AND APPLES!"
"APPLIBOR! HAIL, MY SPLOTCHY MILFS!"
"READY WILLING AND APPLE!"
"ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT, I LOVE APPLES!"
"APPLES! THEY'RE A-PEEL-ING!"
"BY ZEUS'S MEATY APPLE, I AM AMAZED!!"
"WHAT'S THE HAPPLES MY APPLES?!"
"YOU'RE AP-PULLIN' MY LEG! AND APPLE!"
"LET'S PUT APPLES ON THE MAP, ALL!"
"..... apples, yo."
"ROUND N' JUICY, THROW THEM AT MY CABOOSEY"
"EVE CAN BITE MY FLESH ANY DAY, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!"
"SHUT YOUR FACE OR I'LL POMME-L YOU!"
"AN APPLE A DAY DOESN'T KEEP ME AWAY! QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY!"
"JOHNNY APPLESEED. TOTAL HIMBO AMIRITE??"
"DID YOU KIDS SAY IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE APPLE? I'LL STRAIGHT SOCK YOU IN THE JAW YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!"
"STAPLERS WON'T STOP STAPLING MY APPLES!"
"OH DON'T BRUISE ME LIKE THAT!"
"FOR MORE INFORMATION, DOWNLOAD OUR APP.....PLE!!"
"TAP YOUR TOES AND AP YOUR OES, IT'S APPLE TIME!"
"HEY COOL YOUR JETS, NO MALUS INTENDED!!"
"I WANNA GIVE MY MACINTOSH COMPUTER SOME STEVE HANDJOBS!"
"YOU'RE NOT THE SAUCE OF ME!!"
"I FEEL MOST OF MY PROBLEMS STEM ... FROM... err uh... I forget, maybe durians?"